Alas, the universe is conspiring against me

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 04/25/2015 at 23:15 • Filed to: None

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Can’t study in my room, roommate’s keyboard is too loud.

Can’t study in RH study room, no WiFi (WeBWorK).

Can’t study at the College Union, there’s some sort of cabaret going on upstairs.

Library is closed.

Oppo, what type of chair do you recommend I smash against my roommate’s head? We have these really cool wooden chairs on rockers that protrude slightly out from underneath the legs.

Nibby > TheHondaBro 04/25/2015 at 23:20

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mechanical keyboard?

For Sweden > TheHondaBro 04/25/2015 at 23:20

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Library is closed

What kind of school closes the library?

TheHondaBro > Nibby 04/25/2015 at 23:21

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Yep.

TheHondaBro > For Sweden 04/25/2015 at 23:21

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I don’t know, must be some kind of weird Oregon holiday.

Baeromez > TheHondaBro 04/25/2015 at 23:22

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>Can’t study cause I’m addicted to oppo.

Fixed that for ya ;)

scoob > TheHondaBro 04/25/2015 at 23:22

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Have you got these?

Or these?

Or these?

jkm7680 > TheHondaBro 04/25/2015 at 23:23

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What kind of mechanical keyboard? If you do smash a chair over his head, I might want that.

I'd suggest a folding chair, for more durability and usefulness afterwards.

TheHondaBro > scoob 04/25/2015 at 23:24

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Haha, I’m planning on making a DIY earmuff/headphone build soon.

TheHondaBro > jkm7680 04/25/2015 at 23:25

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I don’t know, the obnoxious kind.

TheHondaBro > Baeromez 04/25/2015 at 23:25

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jkm7680 > TheHondaBro 04/25/2015 at 23:27

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If it's an Ibm Model M, you can smack him over the head with it and the keyboard will be fine.

Anon > jkm7680 04/25/2015 at 23:29

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Own model m, can confirm. Also people can hear me typing downstairs.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > TheHondaBro 04/25/2015 at 23:30

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THE Oregon library of camgirl fame? Could they have closed it down for a “scheduled” event?

Clown Shoe Pilot > TheHondaBro 04/25/2015 at 23:38

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Buy your roommate an apple keyboard. They’re way quiet.

I did this at work back in the day. One of the guys in my cube quad was the WORLDS LOUDEST TYPER so I went to my boss and asked if I bought a keyboard would the company reimburse me. He said yes and after lunch, the problem was solved.

Seriously, it’s the best $50 you’ll spend.

jkm7680 > Anon 04/25/2015 at 23:46

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Same, haha. Love these things.

E. Julius > TheHondaBro 04/25/2015 at 23:52

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E. Julius > scoob 04/25/2015 at 23:52

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Without any sort of reference for scale, I thought the earplugs were terribly designed buttplugs at first. I need to go to bed.

MLGCarGuy > TheHondaBro 04/26/2015 at 01:11

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I heard Accord coupes have multiple uses...

Baeromez > E. Julius 04/26/2015 at 01:21

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Scrolling slowly, I thought they were oranges at first.

TheHondaBro > MLGCarGuy 04/26/2015 at 01:23

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Like carbon monoxide?

E. Julius > Baeromez 04/26/2015 at 05:42

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“They just keep going!”

AM > Clown Shoe Pilot 04/26/2015 at 07:19

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You think that’s bad? I use to work in a cube quad and the guy in the cubicle beside me had the squeakiest, most awful sounding chair that would make noise if he even took a deep breath. I would have taken a loud keyboard over that any day of the week.

So glad I have my own office now !!

MLGCarGuy > TheHondaBro 04/26/2015 at 10:44

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You could use carbon monoxide, VTEC it yo off a cliff, slowly and gently run things over…it’s great, isn’t it?